Week 7 EOC: The Pitch

For decades men willingly will put their skin in danger by cutting the their facial hair with a sharp razor. They are rigid, mean, but most important masculine because of the violence that their face gone through from the razor. The Dove Men's Post Shave Balm will be a reward for their face for the sacrifice it has gone through day in and day out. The rugged masculine look of our skin will shine but at the same time attract females that would otherwise not be attracted to the flakey crackled skin. Our face can't be maintained from the shaving and razor burns it undergoes multiple times a week. Women are frightened by our masculinity of our lumberjack rough skin, but with Dove Men's Post Shave Balm women will feel the smoothness of our skin, but we will obtain our lumberjack persona. There is no stinging or burning feeling because your man! You don't have time for weakness or suffering, everything you need is in the all new Dove Men's Post Shave Balm. We men will want to grow more hair on our chest, arms, and face just for the reason to shave. The soothing smooth touch of your skin and invigorate women. Women will not only be attracted to you, the will be moved to meet you. You have a life, you have choices to make. The weak sissy post shave that makes you feel like walking through a meadow while having a brisk picnic. Or the musk scent of Dove Men's Post Shave Balm that makes you want to chop down trees and saw lumber while your biceps burt out of your shirt. It's up to you to make the right one.